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Wednesday, July 25th, 2001
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9:02 pm
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I have not written in a loooong time. But oh well. Recently, I've been going on the whim. Its a nice feeling, just a bad habit. Interesting results though - I've written music because of it, and read a bunch of random yet highly educational things, cleaned my closet, started a highly intellectual research project, not to mention spending hours on the computer. Go me.
So now I'm supposed to be really smart or something and say really profound things. Lets see....the best quote I've heard this week is "El asno viejo sabe mas que un potro." "The old ass knows more than the young colt." I'd like to add, "Pero el potro tiene un asno mas guapo." "But the young colt has a more handsome ass."
*bows*
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| Wednesday, July 4th, 2001
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6:20 pm - Explanation
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Recently, it was drawn to my attention that I have written a very bizzare song. Please allow me to explain...
This song is the first part of the conception of my most recent brainchild. Translation: I thought it up, give me a break.
My friend Julie and I thought it would be a great idea to come up with code to talk to each other. And since we are teenagers, swear words came up immediately as one the best things to code. My own influence was the music part: I thought it would great to be able to sing Kiss My Ass over and over. Do you get the Viking Soprano image too???
Here's the "movements" so far:
1: Kiss my ass
(this is the one I'm working on)
2: No shit sherlock
(this is the one Julie's working on, most likely will be a drinking song)
3: Male homosexuals are necessary for reproduction
(this is not original, its from Slaughterhouse 5)
4: Shut the F*** Up
(this one is bleeped out for a little comic relief)
5: Goddamn Atheists
(started as goddamn drain farts, but atheists is so much more fitting, its more controversial)
6: Bite me, you mother fucker
(spoken in the most drab voice you can imagine
ie: Ebonics Language Lesson)
so that's it. I am currently welcoming comments, but this is only a fourth of july special)
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| Sunday, July 1st, 2001
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7:42 pm
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opps, I mean...
(chorus)kiss my ass
kiss my ass
he's just a man, its true
kiss my ass
kiss my ass
But where is the man I once knew
(verse)If he werent a man
he would be Hester Prynne
With an A
Embedded on his chest
But it wouldnt be sewed
I would brand it myself
For I'm sure
It is the best
(Chorus)
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| Saturday, June 30th, 2001
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4:14 pm - A verse from the musical Julie and I are writing...
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3:29 pm - A verse from the musical Julie and I are writing...
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quarter note = 60bpm
If !you weren't a !man G G G G G
you would !be hester !prynne G A Bb C Bb A
with an !A, em!bedded on your !chest G A Bb, Bb Bb C Bb A G
!(pickup)But !it wouldn't(wount) be !sewed G G G G G
I would !brand it my!self G A Bb D Bb A
For I'm !sure, it !is the !best. G A Bb, Bb Bb C Bb A G
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| Wednesday, June 13th, 2001
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3:08 pm - Today I will be covering the Major Sentiments that Constitute Man's Disposition
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Love
Wuve is wike a wed wed wose.
Hate
Hate is wike a black black thorn.
These are the only two features of man's disposition. All else evolves solely from these two sentiments. They are the TrUe AdAm AnD eVe!
WITHOUT ONE THERE WOULD NOT BE THE OTHER!
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1:26 am
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I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where trix are for kids
Just don't kick me, ok? *THAT HURTS, DUMMY*
ok, love ya, buh bye
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